"Backmask"

you guys man - you gotta get organized - come on
when i say "we" you say "suck"
we - suck - we - suck
when i say "we" you say "suck"
we - suck - we - suck - dick

play that record backwards
here's a message yo for the suckas
play that record backwards
and go fuck yourself

play that record backwards
it's a message from aaaaaawwwwww
play that record backwards
and go go gogogogo

kill yourself
muthafucka go kill yourself... muthafucka go kill yourself...
muthafucka go kill... yourself

hate and devour the young
and the weaker ones and don't forget the guns
you're gonna need 'em to go kill yourself
hate all the people you love
in a river of blood
and don't forget the guns
you're gonnna need 'em to destroy
always destroy... always destroy...
always destroy yourself if you don't get what you want now

[Backwards:]
clean your room
do your homework
don't stay out too late
eat your vegetables
put away your toys
don't sit too close to the TV
get dressed for church

kill yourself because you don't get what you want

"Bitches"

bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
bitches love me cause they know that I can rhyme
bitches love me cause they know that I can fuck
bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time
throughout the projects
done - done - this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style style style done
pow - muthafucka - pow
bitches love me
love me love me love me love me
bitches love me
bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
done - done - this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style style style done

"Boomin'"

here she comes - she's the one
once again - right back at you baby
respect little girls
boomin' at your woman - yeah - you're boomin' at ya motherfucker
here she comes - she's the one - once again - right back at you baby
geez - geez - geez - geez - geez
unlimited again... unlimited all over again...

"Clarissa"

Every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
I'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
Every little thing you do - rock my
Every little thing you do - fucking hole
Little teenage bitch little [x4]

If you're so smart, explain this Clarissa - pow
Clarissa, Clarissa, Clarissa
Die, die, die!

Every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
I'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
Every little thing you do - rock my
Every little thing you do - fucking hole
Little teenage bitch [x4]

You're so smart [x3]
Explain this Clarissa Clarissa Clarissa pow pow pow
Explain this explain this explain this Clarissa Clarissa Clarissa pow pow pow
Come on me furgusun come on me furgusun come on and ride me now come on me furgusun come on me well i got nothing come on me furgusun come
On and ride it ride it pow

"Cocaine And Toupees"

you know it - you know that
i got the boom with the bit and you babies gonna flip - yo yo yo
you know it - you know that
i got the balls in the sack and the crackers in my crack - yo yo yo
you know it - you know that
because it's on - yo it's on motherfucker
oh it's on - yo it's on motherfucker
oh it's on - yo it's on motherfucker
with that cocaine
balls and the fresh and the babies in my crack - yo yo yo
i've been frank enough and in the way i have returned it to you
my got me right where i want
my got me very very hot because it's
on - oh it's on motherfucker
yo it's on - oh it's on motherfucker
yes it's on - oh it's on motherfucker
with that cocaine
balls and the fresh and the babies in my crack - yo yo yo
i've been frank enough and in the way i have returned it to you
cocaine - and you got it - and you got it - toupee - toupee

"Dicks Are For My Friends"

dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
i said dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
dicks are for my friends - they're for my friends
dicks - friends - my house

"F"

who you calling a faggot?
yo yo - yo yo - when you out gay-bashing
i'm gonna be at your house fucking your girlfriend
in the ass

"Faggot"

I been denied all the best ultrasex
I been denied all the best ultrasex

I - I tried to consume just like a super faggot
I got some dude
How can y'all bring a muthafucka something so good he couldn't say no
You nailed me hard
I love 'em when they don't give a motherfucking shit
I could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot
Oh - dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it with the...

I been denied all the best ultra sex
I been denied all the best ultra sex

I - I could've been a star
It freaks me out when I sound just like my mom
I could've rocked the spot
Instead of being just another faggot like I am
I played that shit straight
Blowin' suckas on the side hopin' I get laid
Now everybody knows
No way in hell I can ever live it down

Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot
Ow - dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it with the...

I been denied all the best ultra sex
I been denied all the best ultra sex

I could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

Dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it to the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot
Ow - dig me now and fuck me later
And sing it with the...

I been denied all the best ultra sex
I been denied all the best ultra sex
Molest

Faggot, faggot, faggot, faggot

"Futures"

let me introduce myself
let me introduce my bad self
hundred beats per minute baby
don't mean shit to me - to me
this ain't no blast - this ain't no blast - this ain't no blast from the past
future - oh oh - this ain't no blast from the past
future - no future - your future
my dick's the bomb - baby
future - your future - your future
this ain't no minute for me

"Golden I"

yo - i be that golden i
you watch me burning deep inside of you
i be that golden i
now i rock steady but it don't mean nothing cause
i ain't shit - yo and that's ok cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself - say
i be the cock in a jungle coming for you baby
i be the cock in a jungle burning
i'd meet a good girl but i'd make a terrible boy
i'd meet a good boy but i'd make a terrible girl
i'd meet a good boy - good girl - terrible girl
terrible girl - terrible girl
i be that golden i
and now me burning deep inside of you
i be that golden i
and now i rock steady cause i don't know nothing but
i ain't shit - yo and that's ok cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself - say

"Harry Truman"

what the - what the - what the - ow
smoke my guns - i kill your peoples
i said "i'll do it sir"
smoke my crack - i kill your babies
he said "i'll do it sir"
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
shuffle the deck for me baby
shuffle the deck for me man
am i crazy - am i crazy - totally insane
1-900... ain't what you call for me baby

"Holy Shit"

i'm fine then i die - holy shit
i'm flying so high - holy shit

i'm right cause i'm blind - holy shit
i'm blind because i'm flying - holy shit

i'm fine, how are you? - holy shit
i'm fine because i'm high - holy shit

"I Hate Jimmy Page"

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick clit - I like it

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now if I wasn't here, I'd be out getting laid
Please please please sing the whole damn song
A 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
Yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
Cause it's got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just cause I rock the gold
I ain't a boy just cause I rock your world now
Bad boy don't you fuck my dolly
And I'll kiss my ass and put a motherfucking smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me

I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last

One day I'm a do the fuckin' - I'm a screw the fuckin'
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back and he won't break a shit
When you say that he's nothing - I said that he's nothing
I make the laws - I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down don't forget to fuck yourself
You're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
Why the hell you come to gimme dis
You so wrong with yo jive
Now there are some things in life I don't like
And this is what I just did
So I took a big hit of who da fuck gives a shit
Yo - not I - I am destined to die no
And ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh

I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Fuck the future and bite the past
Cause my whole shit will never last

I'll show you how official midgets fuck me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

"I'm Your Problem Now"

i love my mommy cause she fucked my dad
i love my mommy cause she fucked the shit out of my dad
i love my mommy cause she (oh yeah)
i love my mommy cause she...
i'm your problem now

"J"

White the wall white the wall
White the wall plaster never catch on
The white wall plaster never catch on
You always have to do it with a big Long John
White the wall plaster it never catch on
We riding in pink with the walls
And the balls and the fetus
And the pink in the walls
And the bike and the fetus
And the pink in the walls
With the stripes and the pedals
Got the bike wall never catch on

"Keepin' Up With The Kids"

Now, - what I wanna know is
Why don't finish your home anymore knock me up and take my funk
Cause I'm too old to be
I'm too old to be
Keepin' up with all the kids
Keepin' up with all the kids
Some, some other way
Some other place I could be real important
Now, not anymore, I'm just a bore
And you should be disappointed
Why don't finish your home anymore knock me up and take my funk
Cause I'm too old to be
I'm too old to be
Keepin' up with all the kids
Keepin' up with all the kids
Some, some other way
Some other place I could be real important
Now, not anymore, I'm just a bore
And you should be disappointed
Now, no other way but rush the stage and take away my fortune
Now - you should be King and I should be dead
And no one would be disappointed

"Kick The Bucket"

hey hey hey - what the - what the fuck's the problem
i'm so desperate
i don't know the things that are the best
i kick the bucket y'all - muthafuck it y'all
i don't need to feel this freakin' stressed
i don't need to feel i'm underdressed
i'm so desperate and so...
muthafuck it y'all

"Kill The Rock"

i can handle this but i can't handle anything else
it's my own mistake - it's based on me and not on my groin
it's the little things in my pants that we're all living for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my

yo wicked gay but then today i think i'll be hardcore
if i forget to take my medicine then i'll be sick
i'm so hot to trot i'm stealing all my beats from the blacks
and from all the young girls is where i steal my act

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock yo then
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my brain

i can't stand it

if i'm so wonderful then why am i so misunderstood?
everybody has a reason for it except me
it's the little things in my pants we're all waiting for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my

"Last Time I Tried To Rock Your World"

Last time I am stupid enough
To think that I could rock your fucking world
Last time I am stupid enough
To think that I could rock your fucking world
It ain't like no fat motherfucker's gonna listen to me anyway
You know I'm only around here for a couple more years
yo if I am really lucky
The last fucking time, I was stupid fucking enough
To think that little me
Could rock your fucking world
I demand my payment in cash
I demand my payment in cash
I'm doing services only I appreciate
You keep giving me bullocks
And all I want's my money
Never again, never again, never again, never again
I demand my payment in cash
I demand my payment in cash
Last time i was stupid enough
to think that I could rock your fucking world
Last time I was stupid enough
to think that I could rock your fucking world
Never again, never again, never again, never again
I learned my lesson

"London Bridge"

London Bridge
ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - ow
ya motherfucking shit
this is for you
bitches know the hour anytime for
bitches know the hour anytime for
bitches know the hour everytime for
ow - you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
oh - homegirls attention you must pay
homegirls - you must pay
homegirls already you must pay
oh - you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
all the weed

"M"

yo yo muthafuckas is faggots yo
i say y'all be sucking dick man
bitches be eating pussy - know what i'm sayin?
bitch

"Masturbates"

Death with the ba... ba...
Death with the ba... ba... right gun
Chuck it
Television is good but it is not the best
Cause nothing beats the feel of your fucking breasts
And so big and so bad and so large

Masturbation is good but it is not the best
Cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
It's so wet and so round and so deep
Death with the right gun
I'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
Nothing but sweat inside my hands

Masturbation is good but it is not the best
Cause nothing beats the feel of your giant ass
It's so big and so round and so fat

"Planet Of The Apes"

i never noticed you were illegal
rest of my life in San Bernadino
no no no no no - this ain't no walk in the park
no no no no - this ain't no slap in the face
no no no no - this ain't no fuck in the ass
no no no no - this ain't no planet of no apes
oh baby yeah yeah yeah yeah - yes no do do do do

hey son check out my buns
i'm gonna make another record then i'm gonna double up

hey man this is my freakin' plan
i be da fucking fool - be wrecking crews across the land - come on

"Played"

[Beginning]
So happy
I have lost my edge
So happy
I have lost my edge
So happy
I have lost my edge

FUCK YOU MAN!! Don't mean nothin' anymore...
FUCK YOU MAN!! Don't mean nothin' anymore..

I played it out, out, out, out...
I played it, out out out out!

I'm big enough to make up for all that I never really did
I'm big enough to make up for all that I never really did...

So Happy
I have lost my edge...

[gibberish]
HEY FUCK YOU MAN!
Don't mean nothing anymore
FUCK YOU MAN!
Don't mean nothing anymore

I played it out, out, out, out
I played it, out out out out!

I'm big enough to make up for all that I never really did
I'm big enough to make up for all that I never really did...

*Make up the blush, Make it all tight?*

HEY FUCK YOU MAN!
Don't mean nothing anymore
FUCK YOU MAN!

Don't mean nothing anymore..
I played it out, out, out, out
I played it, out out out out!

I'm big enough to make up for all that I never really did
I'm big enough to make up for all that I never really did...

I made. it. up. to make up for all that I never really did...[repeat 3x]

"Ready For Love"

if y'all don't like it, just don't buy it
like you need to be told
my whole sound sucks the stereo
like you care about us
you want your money back? yo - listen up
no fucking refunds
i'm thinking i shot my load

(now i ain't get the rapping and sometimes i forget to laugh motherfucker)
all the way to the bank
i just bought my car stereo
use your money for crack
i'm still going broke and i say all this is nothing go down to the record store
buy all my records
i'm ready for love

i'm still not that cool
i'm just not that great
to suckers found out a little too late
you thought that this shit
would right fucking rock
but your friends were right
cause i fucking suck

you don't like it so don't buy it
like you need to be told
my whole sound sucks the stereo
like you care about us
you want your money back? yo - listen up
no fucking refunds
i'm ready for love

i'm not that cool
i'm just not that great
to suckers found out a little too late
you thought it'd be good
you thought it might rock
but your friends were right
i suck big cock

"Royally Fucked"

chuck it - you son of a bitch
mom, dad, why don't you finger me too?
i can't say the same for me - you son of a bitch
i could be so fucking cool
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally fucked
i love it - you son of a bitch
all of them dead now, let me be the same
oh oh - one two, one two - fall on my knees
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally fucked
ok - ok - ok - don't let them see me now
don't let them see me like this
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally... i am royally... i am royally... fucked

"Seven-Elven"

girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
24 hours a day
i said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
seven whole days a week
i said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
and i could get a discount
she may not be good-looking
she may not be good - no - no - no
she might not get down
but it's possible she stays up all night

"Step Up, Ghetto Blaster"

lately i've been ghetto blastin
so nope i don't need that rest - i say
lately i've been ghetto blastin
motherfuck me double o double o double o fresh
ghetto blasting
step up if you want to get
fuck hey if you want to get
fuck ho if you want to get
fuck hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
you could be right - that's a fact - don't get uptight - all the time
i'm an alright sucka and i'm gonna get a sucka
i'm an alright sucka and no punk motherfucker double one motherfucker

"Whipstickagostop"

bust your ave.
yeah yeah
cantinflas was a body rocker
it's what i mean, not what i say
push it yeah - push it yeah
life - laws
what's this part yo?
yo yo yo breakin it down - yeah
left to the right to the
cantiflas... no - that's better
everybody get down
shakes to the left - push to the right
yo everybody come get down tonight
cantinflas was a body rocker
it's what i mean, not what i say
love motherfucker
i gotta pee man